Question by John: Funny things to text a girl I like?
I really like this girl and we have hung out once and I have been texting her a couple times a day. What are some flirty things I can text her that aren’t weird after knowing her for a few days?
Best answer:
Answer by Ronald Reagan
i want your phone inside me
Add your own answer in the comments!
tell her how nice she looked the other day?
or what shes doing now and if its a talent ask if shes good at it (and if she says shes bad just say how you bet she’s amazing at it)
doesnt really need to be flirty, she’ll like the fact that you’re trying to get to know her, so well, just ask anything, try and get to know her
good luck
If I said your body was beautiful would you hold it against me?
I copied this from a forum that I think you might like
Haha
(opener) Girls are gross…
[name]
(opener) Hey princess, I Just came back from the aquarium and I saw the cutest fish there…it reminded me of you
(opener) I hope you are smiling. If not just think of me!
(opener) Aliens are coming to abduct all the good looking sexy ass people! You will be safe, I’m just texting to say goodbye
(opener) Remember guys tomorrow is “Hug a retard” day…So don’t freak out like you did last year, NO ONE IS TRYING TO HURT YOU!
(opener) I miss you and wanna see you, but this dumb security guard won’t let me in the zoo. Is there any way you can escape?
(opener) Why’d you have to give your mom my phone number..? She won’t quit calling me now..
(for flakes) I just met your twin
(for flakes) I like talking to you and I don’t play games. I think we’re really good together. Lets try it if not that’s cool and I’m glad we met.
(push-pull) Out of all the (first name) (last name)’s I know… I think your my favorite.
(push-pull) You just popped into my head so Hi…now please stay out of there
(push-pull) Everytime I see u, I smile. When u walk, I laugh. When u speak, I get excited. For some reason, retarded people amuse the hell out of me!
(for same night) Sweet dreams, sexy.
(for same night) Hey I hope you got home safe. [name]
(attraction) Let’s fly to Las Vegas, get married, argue about our third kid’s name, divorce, and grow old lonely and depressed
(attraction) I don’t know who you’re boyfriend is…but he’s not spanking you enough!
(attraction) I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly
(attraction) Awww, you’re so sweet. You’re making me get diabetes.
(attraction) I just don’t think we should do this anymore…Sometimes you make me feel like I am just a piece of meat.
(comfort) I was thinking of you…
(comfort) Something about u seems to always make me smile.
(sex) This is a breathalizer test. Please blow in the phone…..Result: Positive 90% for sperm breath
MULTI-LINERS
“congratulations”
“for what?” “what did i do?” “why?”
“i was just thinking of u. congratulations =)”
“Who is this?”
”
[girls name]
“I know…I’m just being an ass
“Did you know that LIPS and KISS are typed the same way on your phone?”
“I love how soft your lips are, I can’t wait to kiss them again.”