Question by Lindsey: GUYS: what are some dirty sexy things that girls could text to turn you on?
me and my boyfriend have an a tough week and are apart from eachother tonight. 
i what are some dirty sexy things that will floor him and make him hard as a rock.
Thanks for your help
Best answer:
Answer by bowtie
no help from me…
that’s sadd.
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simple. for every guy just say “you make me wet.” and in the snap of a finger he’s already turned on.
Talk about how much you want his genitals.
dont know
Tell him wat ur doing
LMAO, you are having “rough week” and you wanna text him sleazy stuff?
How about a pic of your best friend?
say u miss him touching, you love his sweet kisses and sensation
Some stuff that can send you to jail….
Can’t do the time? Don’t do the crime.
how about, enjoy football, lets not have kids, and never get married.
ahh….every mans fantasy
Say, “I like butts.”
If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out?
take a picture of a flower or take a flower of the internet, and write a poem to him
Tell him you farted
tell him you just won a million bucks!
Think of things that you would like to do him if he was next to… While inputing what you are doing at the time.. Example let say(at the time) you are take a bath, tell him what you are doin to yourself as well as what you like to do him.. think dirty obvious things it doesnt have to complicated think simple sexy things.. assuming you want phone sex ideas …